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oh and i SWAM TODAY

ACTUAL SWIMMING IN AN ACTUAL POOL

granted not very efficiently bc my left leg still can’t bend anywhere near properly

but still

ME

COMPLETELY SUBMERGED IN WATER

HUZZAH

September 18, 2014 at 10:42 PM | Post Permalink | 10 notes



gosh i know i am a drama queen but every time i see some friends i realize that it could still be worse

September 18, 2014 at 10:40 PM | Post Permalink



oldstonefacevimes replied to your post “oldstonefacevimes replied to your post “I was tagged by pasiphile and…”

that is only further proof that bagels are from Hell and I’m in not way saying this out of spite, having procured 5 bags of frozen homemade bagels from a neighbouring café only to have them disappear when I was working (mom&her SO REALLY liked them)

THEY ATE YOUR BAGELS??? EAT THEM.

(i really love bagels, i am just not going to try to warm them up on my own in the foreseeable future)

September 18, 2014 at 10:36 PM | Post Permalink



holyfant:

degenezijde:

girlwith1oneeye:

holyfant:

girlwith1oneeye:

holyfant:

holyfant:

pasiphile:

degenezijde:

pasiphile:

mmm there weren’t actually that many fandom friendly people (but what we lacked in numbers, we made up for in enthusiasm) also, it would probably have involved a lot of unnecessary glee-watching

it’s a small world - apparently one of those Moran graffitis was holyfant.

Anyway I did a lot unnecessary glee-watching on my own I think I would have preferred doing that with friends so I could bitch about it.

also koni would we have spent 4 years simmering with sexual tension or just started dating after 2 days 

This is really weird to think about.

I think all the friends I made in uni (hi guys! you’re awesome) are people that talked to me first. I never took the initiative. Even now there’s still people that come to me like “Hey! I was in uni with you!” and I’ve never seen them before in my life (some of those people have become new friends. Again, initiative).

I guess this is either because my friends and I were so strikingly handsome everyone noticed us, or because I was nearly always sitting in front so looking at the prof automatically meant looking at me.

So there’s a chance we would never have ran in to eachother in the first place.

But if we did, realise this: you could have had to give me your internet handle IRL, and see me next class and know I’d looked you up. Like holyfant experienced.  

Sweetie, I didn’t even have an internet handle back then. I was still happily lurking, not posting. (First thing I ever posted was July 2012, apparently - ooh, only two years ago, gosh.) 

Also same. I’ve reached the point where I would absolutely say hi to someone I hear mention fandom or something, but back then I was a shy little loner who hadn’t heard of the word “initiative” and had a very good pls don’t notice me field.

Wanna bet I would just have sat behind you and your awesome friends, gazing lovingly and occasionally sighing with admiration?

I feel like I’m witnessing the conception of so many koniphile AUs

okay so this is uni AU

but imagine high school AU

gOD gimme koniphile high school AU omg Kat if you write the thing i will literally do anything for you

hahahaha goodness

it would be so awkward though aiiiiii

undeniably :p

OH BOD YOU GUYS w h y

PRECISELY BECAUSE OF THOSE TAGS

OH GOD EXCELLENT KONI YOU ARE AMAZING

pasiphile pls do explain how you were in high school we need to know because of reasons

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September 18, 2014 at 5:17 PM | Post Permalink | 18 notes



cuteweirdcloud replied to your post “cuteweirdcloud replied to your post “Get To Know Me Meme”Hey hey! I…”

Oh woops, my bad. I know right :3. I’m a good learner. Will I see you at facts? :)

No problem!

I hoooope so! Normally, yes, if my chemo schedule doesn’t move again :D Have to ask my parents re: on or two days and transportation and stuff, but still :)

September 18, 2014 at 3:59 PM | Post Permalink | 1 note



oldstonefacevimes replied to your post “I was tagged by pasiphile and I owe her the answers because I made her…”

I’m sorry but I’m laughing so much at the oven thing. how does that even happen

Well. I had to warm up bagels. I asked my sister to preheat the oven. When the oven was preheated (i.e. the orange light was out), I put the bagels in the oven, and set the timer for three minutes, as indicated on the wrapping the bagels came in. Three minutes later, I go back into the kitchen. there is smoke pouring out of the oven. I open the oven - whoosh, flames! I hastily throw the bagels out of the oven with a spatula and close the oven again. As I turn the oven off, I check its temperature. it had been set on 240°C instead of the recommended 180°C. Which explains the fire. The controls melted a bit, my parents were not happy.

September 18, 2014 at 3:57 PM | Post Permalink | 2 notes



cuteweirdcloud replied to your post “Get To Know Me Meme”

Hey hey! I did learn a few things out of this *^*. Also , nickname: [REDACTED] //Blame Gauth for ever giving you that nickname. ;)

The “no” meant “no you are not getting the ammunition that are the many many nicknames I have accumulated through the years” :p oh you learnt things wow :p

September 18, 2014 at 3:52 PM | Post Permalink | 1 note



I was tagged by oldstonefacevimes whose questions are fantastic so how could i resist 

  • Rule 1: Always post the rules.
  • Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked, then ask 11 new ones.
  • Rule 3: Tag 11 people, then @-link them in the post.

His questions:

  1. You’re convicted for life. What crime did you most likely commit?
    Accidental manslaughter in a moment of blind rage
  2. Whose snout is cutest: the slender-snouted crocodile’s, or the elephant shrew’s?
    ELEPHANT SHREW look cuteweirdcloud it you!!!
  3. Blood magic: should it be banned? Why/why not? (Not related to the campaign to get me out of Azkaban)
    Though I understand why it could be reasonable to ban such powerful magic, I’m not sure it would be fair, since it can apparently be executed involuntarily (cf. Lily Potter). I do however believe that research and experimentation should be closely supervised (that means not alone in your basement Vjekoslav we talked about this).
  4. Have you read a fic that made you ship your NOTP in the context? Provide link. Bonus points if you’re ashamed of yourself.
    No. I am one of those people who gets itchy when fics feature ships I really disike (I abandoned TLAT because Remus had a love interest, it’s that bad). I have read a fic I absolutely love that features Snupin as a background ship but I mentally covered my eyes every time something happened between them. The fic is Secrets by vorabiza, btw. 
  5. Tell me a story about your favourite dessert.
    My favourite dessert is chocolate ice cream, preferably with chocolate sauce, but I don’t have any stories about it. Except the fact that I inevitably spill some on whatever I’m wearing. I should just always eat ice cream naked.
  6. "The current interpretation of the lives and identities of the Founders of Hogwarts is a load of bullshit, because…”
    They are commonly interpreted as two heterosexual couples ft. two intense same-sex friendship while they were obviously in a loving poly relationship that didn’t hold up under the strain of their disagreements about how to manage Hogwarts. The representing of Gryffindor as the hero, Slytherin as the traitor, and the two ladies as basically tapestries waiting for the menz to solve their problems is also blatantly sexist and offensive misinformation. G and S were both bigheaded idiots and G yelled and was dramatic while S hid and was sneaky, and R and H shook their heads and proceeded to kick arse without them. And none of them was a white cishet. Fight me.
  7. You want to get revenge on someone who’s hurt you badly. Would you rather: a) humiliate them big time in public once and claim responsibility in the flashiest manner available, or; b) slowly ruin their life with little cumulative annoyances, but have them think they’ve “won” your particular argument.
    The first, I’m afraid. Self-control is not my forte, and neither is modesty. Or holding a grudge, for that matter. Oh god I really am a Gryffindor.
  8. Your significant other doesn’t get your jokes. Should you change your jokes, or your significant other?
    It depends on how awesome or not awesome the SO and the jokes are, but a priori, the SO :p
  9. Are you the evil doppelgänger or the original?
    The original (I am too cool to be a clone, and I am not evil.)
  10. Should white chocolate be obliterated from the face of the Earth?
    No, I am still investigating an alchemical process that turns white chocolate into dark chocolate, and I need raw material. Think of all the dark chocolate that would go to waste otherwise!
  11. Ideal date in a post-apocalyptic scenario of your own choice.
    The icecaps have melted, 90% of habitable earth has been flooded, and everyone is stuck on tiny islands. Date-partner and I build a sailboat from the rubble and go exploring the other surviving communities, and in doing so we establish a new order of small independent communities that interact with each other via boats, and in which individuals are allowed to move between communities according to which community rules they favour. 

I am not tagging anyone, sorryyyy

September 18, 2014 at 3:50 PM | Post Permalink | 2 notes



holyfant:

girlwith1oneeye:

holyfant:

holyfant:

pasiphile:

degenezijde:

pasiphile:

mmm there weren’t actually that many fandom friendly people (but what we lacked in numbers, we made up for in enthusiasm) also, it would probably have involved a lot of unnecessary glee-watching

it’s a small world - apparently one of those Moran graffitis was holyfant.

Anyway I did a lot unnecessary glee-watching on my own I think I would have preferred doing that with friends so I could bitch about it.

also koni would we have spent 4 years simmering with sexual tension or just started dating after 2 days 

This is really weird to think about.

I think all the friends I made in uni (hi guys! you’re awesome) are people that talked to me first. I never took the initiative. Even now there’s still people that come to me like “Hey! I was in uni with you!” and I’ve never seen them before in my life (some of those people have become new friends. Again, initiative).

I guess this is either because my friends and I were so strikingly handsome everyone noticed us, or because I was nearly always sitting in front so looking at the prof automatically meant looking at me.

So there’s a chance we would never have ran in to eachother in the first place.

But if we did, realise this: you could have had to give me your internet handle IRL, and see me next class and know I’d looked you up. Like holyfant experienced.  

Sweetie, I didn’t even have an internet handle back then. I was still happily lurking, not posting. (First thing I ever posted was July 2012, apparently - ooh, only two years ago, gosh.) 

Also same. I’ve reached the point where I would absolutely say hi to someone I hear mention fandom or something, but back then I was a shy little loner who hadn’t heard of the word “initiative” and had a very good pls don’t notice me field.

Wanna bet I would just have sat behind you and your awesome friends, gazing lovingly and occasionally sighing with admiration?

I feel like I’m witnessing the conception of so many koniphile AUs

okay so this is uni AU

but imagine high school AU

gOD gimme koniphile high school AU omg Kat if you write the thing i will literally do anything for you

hahahaha goodness

it would be so awkward though aiiiiii

undeniably :p

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